Ghetto Mills Mall

A mall in Baltimore County, MD. Otherwise known as Owings Mills mall. 95% of the stores are out of buisness and if you are at the mall you are more than likely going to run into a convicted criminal or two...If your lucky, when you go into the food court's bathroom you will see two black ghetto girls beating the brains out of eachother with a tampon dispenser.

Ghetto Girl One: Ayyy youung gurrl you tryin to hit up Owings Mills Mall?
Reisterstown Preppy White Girl: Uhhm so likee I didn't understand anything that you said other than that you want to go to Ghetto Mills Mall...haaaa, have fun getting raped.

by PoloTeeShirtPoloDraawss January 13, 2011

Mills goggles

1. When a woman has been going to Mills college so long that she begins to find anything with a penis attractive. Similar to beer goggles. Feelings of deep regret may follow hooking up with a man when seeing through Mills goggles.

2. See also: Millsbian

Mills woman: "Did you see that guy with the unibrow? Man, he's soooo hot!"
Non-Mills attending friend: "Man, you've got your Mills goggles on again. That man is a beast!"

by The C Word April 20, 2008

gurnee mills

giant mall where sailors try to get laid but cant and theres plenty of place to eat or shop. or bum around.

(used in sentence) "when i was in gurnee mills the other day i saw this kid in baggy pants walkin around, and abunch of sailors tryin to get some, but failing

by jesus November 24, 2003

Gurnee Mills

A mall that is located in Gurnee, Illinois that is very near Six Flags Great America (also located in Gurnee) and is around 1/2 of the distance between Milwaukee, Wisconsin and Chicago, Illinois. It is around 1 mile long if you walk from one end of the mall to the other. It is the home of the longest/largest snake in the country, inside of the Serpent Safari Park (right across from the Rainforest Cafe). It is close to a base camp where Sailors are commonly seen, most of the time wanting to pick up chicks, but are commonly unsuccessful. It has been proposed to build a second floor if they get more vendors to open stores. It is competing with the Mall of America to be the largest mall in the country at the moment. There is plenty of expansion that can be used around it, because of its location. Since it is only on one floor, they can go up if they ever so desired.

Me: Hey I'm going to Gurnee Mills today. I'll be back later.
Parents: Ok, see you later.

by izcool May 9, 2006

franklin mills mall

the ghettoest mall in america located in northeast philadelphia right next to chalfont & parkwood.

franklin mills mall is ghetto as shittttt

by phillygirl June 4, 2007

Great Mills High School

A small public high school on the east coast, known better as ghetto mills. Has a generally bad football team and a horrid boys soccer team. Still, they are far better than Leonardtown High School.

"Bet you can't wait to go to Great Mills next year, eh son?"
"Can I get a kevlar vest, dad?"

by ColdVantage January 4, 2005

MILLSER

(n) a low income person who lives, has lived, dated anyone who lives or has lived in Mills Township, Michigan.

Dude, where did the millser come up with the ticket money?

by Borsy June 11, 2006