microtian

A person with Microtia who is effected with one or both ears closed with a grading system 1-3, other effects have been noted but not limited. - phase coined by Alexander Barker a left side Microtian

I am a Microtian. We are Microtians. Microtians are usually deaf on one side.

by Barkesh Goodkat September 19, 2015

microteling

The process by which a female gently strokes a males nether region, specifically the grundle area, using her fingertips while cupping the scrotum during fellatio.

I wasn't even hard until she started microteling in which I lost it and blasted off.
My nut almost took her face off with all that microteling we did this weekend.

by dbmystery July 25, 2016

MicroSteven

Steven Varvaro has a unrealistically small penis size.

Ayo dat nigga got some MicroSteven

by vladimir58 December 19, 2018

microfame

Microfame is when a person gets some/a lot of attention, but isn't quite famous yet.

This is what microfame is like.
Microfame is a small version of fame.
Microfame can eventually lead to fame.

by Some random person XD February 2, 2020

Microfiching

An instance where, during sexual intercourse, one thrusts side-to-side instead of forwards/backwards, much like in the fashion you read microfiche.

"My girlfriend got sick of hitting her head on the headboard during sex, so I tried microfiching her last night. She loved it."

by Matt Hagen March 22, 2009

Microfag

When playing an online cooperative game, a microfag refers to those who try to micromanage, direct, or otherwise berate fellow players from a position of no authority and are only able to comment because they own crappy microphones. Usually 12 years of age.

I was playing demolition last night and the team spirit fell apart after some microfags put in their two cents.

by Nighthorse December 22, 2010

microfucked

Any meat that has been left in the microwave for too long to the point that it is rubbery, dry and tough.

Hence the word "microfucked" were the meat has been literally fucked up by the microwave.

Aww Fuck! The meat has been microfucked, lets just get some takeaway...

by XvGRIMREAPERvX March 17, 2011