Mechanic

The first person that you want as a friend, the last person that you want as an enemy.

Joe: My Trans Am's pretty sweet but I really don't know diddly squat about cars. I need to befriend a good mechanic so I can keep her running sweet.

Jon: I punched a dude at the bar last Friday. Little did I know that he would be the mechanic that would be doing my brake job last Monday. Now I'm laid up in the hospital with a fractured skull and my car's somewhere between a crusher and a foundry.

by Yeret March 12, 2017

mechanophiliac

A person who is sexually aroused by machines. Also, someone who is sexually attracted to machines. A person who forms a loving attachment to a machine.

A mechanophiliac might be sexually attracted to or aroused by robots, androids, computers, fruit machines, lawn-mowers, cars or domestic appliances such as washing machines.

by TheFirstWord November 2, 2008

Meghan Conspiracy

The idea that urban dictionary refuses to approve positive definitions of the name Meghan.

Urban dictionary rejected my kind definition of the name Meghan, and it’s honestly rude. It’s a Meghan Conspiracy.

by Wedelivertobadgers February 7, 2020

Meghana

An extremely comfortable and caring presence in your life. She can bring anyone together with her crazy and spontaneous charm, while also being refreshingly straightforward and down to earth when it matters. She is the soothing rain when life seems parched and desolate, inspiring you to keep going and growing.

Meghana is an amazing friend!

by i'm_trying_here December 30, 2022

methane dispenser

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

My friend is such a misanthrope that he refers to all people as "methane dispensers".

by Vernon Reed May 5, 2008

Francis Meehan

stinky

i hate francis meehan

by PintoBean2003 February 5, 2020

Rap Mechanic

The Rap Mechanic refers to hip-hop artist Pete Wurthy, aka "The Rap Mechanic". He often totes a larger than life pipe wrench that was passed down to him from his grandfather. The wrench tends to be the largest wrench most non-industrial mechanics have ever seen, especially on a stage during a performance. The Rap Mechanic is also known to spray his front row audiences with water in various forms.

Concert guy1: Did you see the Rap Mechanic? He totally just dowsed those people down front!

Concert guy2: I know! How come we can't ever get front row seats?!

by ww2drew February 18, 2010