Junior MENt

When you walk into a room full of eligible black men, but they are all gay.

Woman 1-"Girl, I'm moving to ATL to find me a man."

Woman 2-"More like GAY-TL, you know that city is full of Junior MENts!"

by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010

Ad-Mented Reality

Augmented reality, only augmented with ads

ad-mented reality in google street view is... well just weird...

Ad-Mented Reality, term coined first by Molly Wood, January 13th, 2009, on Buzz Out Loud Episode 1144

by highac3s January 13, 2010

hoe-ment

When you have a hoe moment

I have a boyfriend but I went to a party Shit got crazy and I had a 3 some when I woke up in the morning I realized I had a hoe-ment !!!

by Mina1602 May 15, 2018

Ment

When your in an entanglement without the entangle.

Man1; Yeo y’all dating ?

Man2; nah, they gotta ment.

by azlaecxhita November 20, 2020

Ment

An entanglement without the entangle.

Man1; ya’ll dating?

Man2; nah bruh we ina ment.

by azlaecxhita November 20, 2020

Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.

Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story”
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment”

by piano August 16, 2020

mented

The positive opposite to the word 'demented'. In full possession of one's mental capacities.

"Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. Would you like me to repeat the words in random, alphabetical or reverse order? I'll take the aggregate letters of those words and arrange them into a palindrome, after translating them into Chinese, a language I speak better than Xi Ping Jong by the way. Dementia! I'm more fully mented than any man, woman, camera, tv or person on the planet, twice my age, particularly that deranged loser... the Dementiacratic candidate... his name'll come to me...

by Monkey's Dad October 23, 2020