Guy 1: "Hey, that hat cougar is totally checking you out."
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
Guy 2: "No way. What do I look like, a mantelope?"
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All the men decided to have a mantervention when they found out Bob was getting cheated on by his fat wife.
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Get the Mence mug.Thoughts or actions based purely on the intellectual bias of a man. Such thoughts are intensified by the consumption of alcohol; Mantellect occurs most regularly in the fields of navigation (road or otherwise), and physical exertion.
"Mate, how come it took you so long to get here?"
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."
"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
"Oh, I just navigated using my mantellect."
"Mantellect would suggest that having a heavy drinking session before running a marathon in the morning a great idea."
by Sam Perry December 23, 2007
Get the mantellect mug.The devolution of an ethnic group that derived from the European settlers and conquistadors as they bred with the native Aztec people of central Mexico. Factor that human outcome with the addition of deliciously fried (use of manteca) Mexican foods (enchiladas, tacos, gorditas, etc) and you get the mantec person.
Skylar: What do you think that guy is? He's too fat to be an Aztec type of Mexican.
Tyler: Hmm, probably got fat from eating all that greasy Mexican food.
Skylar: Yeah, he's probably part Mantec.
Tyler: Hmm, probably got fat from eating all that greasy Mexican food.
Skylar: Yeah, he's probably part Mantec.
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