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Joe Mellor

Has a number of connotations
meaning retarded , epic fail, ephasism on someone being a massive dweeb. How ever is used as a sexual euphemism
"I just Joe mellored my girlfriend in the face."
"Wow quit going all Joe mellor on me retard."
by mellordoes4chan.org April 20, 2009
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mellor

Mellor. A goldfish eyed, ape like creature, with a rather large stomach and opinion of himself. He tends to work in the art environment, but what he does outside of this is unknown to the world. Unmarried and on the loose, the Mellor is something to avoid in your life. Unfortunately, some are stuck with it, in a rather sticky Mellor formula you really wouldn't want to think about!
Mellor: Are you going to do some over the holidays?
Me (or my friend! she knows! hah!): Of course I am sir!

We blatantly know that this is a lie. But the Mellor is such a simple creature that he believes the words of his 'followers'
by HayleyRoO February 14, 2008
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Mentor

The best city in northeast ohio, Cleveland is too big and polluted. But they have the best everything else. Mentor is better bacuase a president lived here.
Where do you live?
I live in Mentor.
What is that?
It is the best city ever.
Oh.
(Then the neighboring states start yelling about potato pasketti)
by Homy dog34 September 29, 2009
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Rusty Menorah

When you give a girl a rimjob while simultaneously shocking her
Ben Seward likes to give every GL in ALOT rusty menorahs.
by Sarah April 19, 2005
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Mentor Raper

Being an unsolicited life coach to anyone a day or more younger than you
"Gosh, he is such a mentor raper. No one wants his life advice!"
by TESLALover July 1, 2015
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mentorling

A person being mentored by another person.
My mentoring is done my little mentorling
by Masterminer1128 January 8, 2017
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mentor college (n.)

A dingy kind of school that prides itself on being university prep. Administration is not the most helpful; neither are the guidance counsellors. Obviously the only school with buses on the road when the region declares it a snow day. Two exams per course, instead of one. Mental health of the students is not the greatest, but hey they’ve got a nice field though!!
Guy 1: What's wrong with Elise, why is she at school?
Guy 2: She's at mentor college (n.) remember? They don't get snow days...
Guy 1: Oh...hey they've got a nice field tho
by centor mollege August 19, 2019
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