Medical Nerd Syndrome

Medical Nerd Syndrome or MNS for short is a disorder in which a person has an interest or an obcession with medical equipment, medical terms, and medications. The study of medical based stuff is kind of what this is all about here. MNS is caused by being around lots of medical stuff for example a person who was raised around lots of monitoring equipment may have an interest in the equipment. MNS has three types. Type I being the most severe. Type III is the least severe in which its just a minor interest, and maybe studying a little bit, because of a minor interest. Type II is when a patient maybe is so interested they own some medical equipment Type I is the MOST SEVERE. Its where the person has a SEVERE SEVERE obcession with machines, and medical based stuff. MNS should be controled because if its not, the patient can get severe, and they can develop a very very very severe OBCESSION in which they actually have psychological issues. MNS is most common around children who have terminal ilnesses and who have to live their life around machines, and all that stuff.

1. The patient with MNS was looking on ebay to try to find some nice pulse oximeters. Medical Nerd Syndrome effected the person who lived life with a father who was a respiratory therapist.

by Ventilator96 October 26, 2009

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Medical Apartheid

Medical Apartheid is a form of social discrimination that deems uninoculated people as inferior to those who are inoculated and therefore expendable and not worthy of the same freedoms.

Countries are staring to implement Medical Apartheid by only allowing inoculated people to leave their homes. Ie: Non inoculated people are not allowed to leave or travel freely.

by Facetious is me August 31, 2021

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Pre-Medical

An undergraduate student who dedicates substantial time to studying the physical and life sciences, as well as finding the time to give back to the community through volunteer work. Pre-medical students also find clinical experience through research or working part time as an EMT, or another related field. All you envious dodes who bash pre-meds are just fed up with your own pathetic lives and are taking it out on hard-workers who give a damn, people who actually make a difference, a positive difference.

Man, sometimes I wish I wasn't a pre-medical student, but I know it will be worth it in the long run.

by The Dung Beetle May 5, 2009

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Medical Lake

A small podunk town in eastern Washington about 30 minutes away from Spokane. Most kids who live in Medical Lake think they live in Spokane. Just go to any of their Myspace pages and it will most likely say "Hi my name is _________, I'm from Spokane WA, and......" There's generally nothing much to do in the town except go to your friend's house, or smoke weed.

Hi my name's _________, and I use to live in Medical Lake.

by I Live In Spokane Fool January 11, 2009

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Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

A school in Baltimore, MD full of people so stupid, it's amazing they are able to dress themselves in the morning. Too crowded hallways, with people stopping to talk to someone they saw just 5 minutes ago, making you late for your class ('cause they can't hear "excuse me!" or they just don't care). Where people in the class don't do their work and 5 minutes before it's due, they ask to see your paper, but even you don't know what's going on because 90% of the class was talking about stupid shit and you couldn't hear the teacher. In other words, if you really want to learn something, don't come here. If you made the mistake of applying here, ha good luck.

You: What high school do you go to?

Me: Vivien T Thomas Medical Arts Academy

You: what? where's that?

Me: Hell

by AngelDoll August 15, 2011

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