Global Meltdown

When a person is traveling and they fall apart. This person attracts attention to himself or herself because they have lost their edge. Their friends flee immediately.
I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.
by Bartendress February 01, 2006
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millennial meltdown

An event, exemplified by irrational emotional displays, in which members of the Millennial generation encounter situations contrary to their view of society, business, or institutions.
Her millennial meltdown was precipitated when she was not promoted to Director of Communications in her job of six months post graduation.
by rsquaredatlanta May 08, 2019
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sarkeesian meltdown

When someone looses there shit just because someone they dislike is around.
When Anita saw Sargon sitting there she had a sarkeesian meltdown
by Church of Kek July 04, 2017
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meltdown face

when your face is so ugly that it just melts down
She has a meltdown face, no one wants to look at her.
by fluffie31 December 16, 2015
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minneapolis meltdown

Ur on vacation in minnesota and ur girl is giving ya head....right when ur about to blow u puckh her in the nose, pull out cum in her face and throw her out in the cold to let the cum and blood freeze together.
by Matt Carnes Pick It up October 21, 2008
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Russian Meltdown

When your engaging in anal sex, you grab a golf club and ball, you drive the gold ball up her asshole and punch her in the stomach until she pukes out her intestines.
"My teacher let me give her a 'russian meltdown' last night."
by J.T.Z. March 06, 2009
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A Shaffer Meltdown

A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.
A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.
by chillaxin-mo April 21, 2012
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