1. Please step back your poking me with your megahog.
2. Oh daddy your megahog tastes so good.
3. Put your megahog away, it's scaring the children.
4. What's wrong with your leg? Wait a minute... that's not your leg... it's your megahog!
2. Oh daddy your megahog tastes so good.
3. Put your megahog away, it's scaring the children.
4. What's wrong with your leg? Wait a minute... that's not your leg... it's your megahog!
by Sgt Kroney & The Circle April 6, 2005
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by Rose Z September 8, 2005
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A funny, humorous or downright obscene use of a metaphor or simile, popularised on site megaphores.com. Megaphores usually reference current traumatic events, celebrity mishaps or general weird and random thoughts.
Example Megaphores:
Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch
Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch
by Serefin March 19, 2011
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Get the megaphoned mug.A state of extreme hornyness, in which one may be prone to excessive innuendo and lowering of standards in the opposite sex. Symptoms may include a massive hard on, intense squirming and desperate flirtation.
'Look at Alex, his flirting is so tragic'
'He must have the megahorn!'
'I watched "Paul" last night'
'wow did you watch porn?'
'no, i said "paul" are you on the megahorn?'
'Oh my gosh i've got the megahorn, i'd even fuck my ex!'
'oh my gosh you have the most amazing boobs!'
'dude, control your megahorn!'
'can't come to work today...i've got the megahorn'
'i'm blowing the megahorn like an empty glass bottle'
'He must have the megahorn!'
'I watched "Paul" last night'
'wow did you watch porn?'
'no, i said "paul" are you on the megahorn?'
'Oh my gosh i've got the megahorn, i'd even fuck my ex!'
'oh my gosh you have the most amazing boobs!'
'dude, control your megahorn!'
'can't come to work today...i've got the megahorn'
'i'm blowing the megahorn like an empty glass bottle'
by la estrella February 19, 2012
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The (very rational) love of the world's best musician, Weird Al Yankovic (pronounced Meh-gus-ko-moyd-ee-uh-pis-ank-oh-oo-itch-fill-ee-uh).
"Man, am I getting a serious case of megaskomoidiapsankouichphilia waiting for that new Weird Al album to come out!"
by WeirdAlFan April 24, 2010
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