The act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. Typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.
Kieth: Hey Bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?
Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?
Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.
Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
Me: Sure, do I need to bring anything special?
Kieth: Bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.
Me: I'll be fine, I plan on bringing my Beer Mattress!
by dee-rock May 16, 2010
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I was running late for release, so I had to wrap the mattress from stack overflow and released on time.
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They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”
“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”
“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress”
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To compound the dutch oven effect of farting in bed, I farted with my ass to the mattress, making sure I got plenty of mattress reverb. The resounding effect made the fart so loud that it woke up my girlfriend.
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