The ambulance waiting in the wings at sporting events to whisk concussed, paralyzed, and otherwise incapacitated gladiators off to the hospital, which is the first stop of the rest of their lives of long, slow mental and physical deterioration.
"How many meathead wagons were should we schedule for this weekend's football game?" - Coach #1
"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2
"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1
"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2
"Ah, fifteen oughta do it." - Coach #2
"Hey, great thing the 90% of the school's extracurricular budget is for the football program." - Coach #1
"Yeah, no doubt. Just a matter of time before the library and chorus money gets sent our way, too." - Coach #2
by TrE33333 November 20, 2010
The kind of guy that is super proud to be a "grill master". Owns every kind of grill known to mankind, knows every cut of meat and what it is best for what. Posts pictures of grilled meat all over Instagram. However, the meathead also likes to drink while grilling and doesn't notice his expensive grill is on fire.
Look at Ryan, that Hamilton Meathead hasn't noticed his Traeger is in flames!
Should we tell him?
Nah!
Should we tell him?
Nah!
by M. Peaches November 10, 2020
The drunken gladiatorial displays of testosterone and Beer driven Meatheads usualy coinciding with the time of night when landlords have had enough and hastely eject their anhebriated patrons out onto the street. It is at this point one can witness the Meathead-Stampeed in its full glory. Such activity is usually cut short by the interference of the old bill and the Meatwagon.
by Jezjezjez March 6, 2007
A swole ass gym bro who smokes mad weed and cooks huge killer meals. Also a funny bodybuilding cooking show on youtube.
by MEATHEAD MUNCHIES April 6, 2015
When a guy works at a butcher shop and gets really horny and decides to make a hole in a piece of butcher meat and has sex with it
by Brnffdndnd January 30, 2017
Meathead was hiding next to the tree, looking into the sky as the seeker went by. The spot was classified as a Meathead Spot when he was found.
by TheCorruptRaider November 3, 2019
any male who is either a current or former wrestler or a person who is very muscular aka swole, jacked, ripped, buff, etc. and has a tendency to say or do dumb stuff but this person must be pint sized the tallest u can be to fit mini meathead status is 5 feet 8 inches tall
matt, christian, andy are watching tv:
matt: u guys wanna split a dirty thirty and shotgun every beer
andy: u have significant issues
christian: ur such a mini meathead
matt: u guys wanna split a dirty thirty and shotgun every beer
andy: u have significant issues
christian: ur such a mini meathead
by 815 bda holla February 27, 2008