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A probable description towards certain but not all, however most is a tool who believes their following size is their absolute bank account. Look down on those who has average followers. Preaches on humility when they genuinely only engage with other influencers with same rank of social capital. Use their position to market products blatantly with minimal creativity and maximum superficiality so that they get more reach. The problem with this strategy is that audience usually have poor lifespan on the product and the person themselves.
I can't talk to John anymore. We used to be friends but now that he's an influencer, he won't talk to me eventhough I'm a Senior Executive of a local bank and he's some ordinary sales assistant outside.
by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020

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A probable description towards certain but not all, however most is a tool who believes their following size is their absolute bank account. Look down on those who has average followers. Preaches on humility when they genuinely only engage with other influencers with identical social capital. Use their position to market products blatantly with minimal creativity and maximum superficiality so that they get more reach. The problem with this strategy is that audience usually have poor memory lifespan on the product and the person themselves.
I can't talk to John anymore. We used to be friends but now that he's an influencer, he won't talk to me eventhough I'm a Senior Executive of a local bank and he's some ordinary Sales Assistant outside.
by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020

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A probable description towards certain but not all, however most is a tool who believes their following size is their absolute bank account. Look down on those who has average followers. Preaches on humility when they genuinely only engage with other influencers with identical social capital. Use their position to market products blatantly with minimal creativity and maximum superficiality so that they get more reach. The problem with this strategy is that audience usually have poor memory lifespan on the product and the person themselves.
I can't talk to John anymore. We used to be friends but now that he's an influencer, he won't talk to me eventhough I'm a Senior Executive of a local bank and he's some ordinary sales assistant outside.
by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020

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A probable description towards certain but not all, however most is a tool who believes their following size is their absolute bank account. Look down on those who has average followers. Preaches on humility when they genuinely only engage with other influencers on identical social capital. Use their position to market products blatantly with minimal creativity and maximum superficiality so that they get more reach. The problem with this strategy, delivery is that audience usually have poor memory lifespan on the product and the person themselves when they become irrelevant.
I can't talk to John anymore. We used to be friends but now that he's an influencer, he won't talk to me eventhough I'm a Senior Executive of a local bank and he's some ordinary Sales Assistant outside.
by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020

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A muscular dude who doesn't understand the difference between stoicism and being a contemptuous stuck up. Spends their time at the gym a bit too much to make up for their lack of good grades. Believes that being such would attract all the ladies when truth is, it would attract bimbos who would only use them for sex and nothing else. Gets dumped for another himbo and retreats back at their gym cave. Label those who drive good cars a showoff, when their Instagram is full of bodybuilding posts.
You see that meathead? I see him at the gym too much. I don't know whether to admire or pity that.
by davidcoldhard October 16, 2020

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