McDickbeater

A McDickbeater is a brisk slap with the doo-waggler to any body part, including but not limited to, the face. (sometimes served with cheese)

As Sally bent over to pick up the towel, I slipped her a quick McDickbeater with cheese.

by leemoney January 12, 2008

Ronny McDiesel

A nickname for someone who is acting like a sick perv
(Obviously a Ronald mcdonald type of weirdo)

Ohh that’s not cool, back up back way up, Ronny McDiesel..

by pseudonympho March 2, 2022

back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.

Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?

by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010

McDiarrhea

The diarrhea that creeps up on you suddenly, yet violently, following the consumption of McDonald's.

I ate a Big Mac for supper and woke up to the cold sweats and a massive case of McDiarrhea.

by OhMyMyOhHeckYeah January 26, 2017

McDickled

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.

- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!

by Redrokkit October 1, 2021

Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.

Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!

by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008

mcdicker

A slang for a person who sucks dick.

Your such a mcdicker.

by Jayzn November 17, 2007