mayella

Mayella is a girl who is very sweet and kind, can be shy when you don't know her but once you do she is crazy! Mayella only has her eyes set on one boy and that one boy is named joe! She is a fashionista and loves getting dressed up, also she has a very large ass which she loves shaking about in anyway she can

She seemed shy at first but then she turned into a mayella

by Loloklol October 21, 2015

crunched myself

When your legs squeeze your balls, or your balls get caught in between your legs.

"Sorry I crunched myself"

by Pseudonynam April 27, 2017

i shit myself

this is what you say when you shit yourself

guy 1: i shit myself

guy 2: same

by humanmale2 May 20, 2021

played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

by multi-wall June 30, 2008

crack myself up

to laugh hysterically at your own jokes, whether or not anyone else laughs at them.

And then the eagle says, "That's not MY nest!"...sigh. I crack myself up.

by Jordija March 25, 2004

I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.

I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.

by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010

Back myself

To fully commit to completing a task, at the expense of your dignity should you fail/not attempt to do so.

Guy 1: 'why are you downing all your drinks?'
Guy 2: 'I have to; Backed myself!'

'I'm not gunna sleep tonight, gunna last until sunlight.....Back myself!'

Guy 1: 'Im gunna smash her tonight!'
Guy 2: 'Back yourself.'
Guy 1: 'Backed!'

by cle47 June 2, 2011