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by Frutamel Carozzo May 24, 2022
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Get the maury highschool mug.1. When a woman's child is not her husband's/boyfriend's.
2. A child that is conceived in an affair.
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2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.
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