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a fucking disgrace to our world and someone had the audacity to add fucking letters into it!
Guy 1: Hey man, whats b* xe=y+the number of rubbers mad one one day=$2018381xb>7
Guy 2: its... uuhh... dam it, should've paid attention in maths.
Guy 1: we never learned this in maths.
by mathssux696969 February 24, 2021
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something used to torture children for like the rest of there life
mr math i'm sick of looking for your x just move on
by chjoche February 16, 2023
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Dear Math,
I am not your therapist, go solve your own problems.
by Bbalbkabka June 24, 2021
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A medley of orgasms. Man has to cum 4 different ways in one night with the same girl:

Mouth (blowjob)
Ass (cum on ass after vaginal intercourse or just good ol' anal)
Tits (titty fuck) <--- personal favorite

Hand (hand job)

The order does not matter although dudes and dudettes say the ideal scenario is HTMA
Example 1:

(lady passes by)
dude A: Hey dude B I'd love to math with her
by a math professor July 17, 2012
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A person's phone number. Apparently, if you're walking around the streets of Chicago, this is an appropriate definition.
"Hey baby, baby, psssst...psssst...yo ma', ma'...lemme get yo' math."
by Arelle Arghee January 12, 2009
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Math is mental abuse to humans. Didn't I already mention this?!
by StarcookiePusheen January 9, 2017
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the fricking coolest subject in the universe!
mo: i'm bored *sigh*
jo: math?
mo: heck, yes!
by kathleen March 7, 2005
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