Mateo

Usually a skinny and athletic person which is most likely Italian. Is good at math and is known to have a medium sized penis.

Mateo is horrible in bed, I'm never speaking to him again.

by Fuh que May 1, 2019

Mateo

Mateo is a socially akward and wants lots of attention while non of his friends give to him so he starts to run around the school halls acting like a monkey

"Mateo is so weird"

"I know all he does is act like a monkey"

by BigDaddyTao228 November 15, 2019

Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019

Mateo

Weird and annoying

Omg Mateo is so disgusting 🤢

by Shbkxhdbskxhs jBa October 4, 2020

Mateo

Hilarious guy with perfect hair. He is the type of guy who always has your back! He’s kinda shy at first but has a big heart. He’s the type of guy to play clash of clans but give up at town hall 11 because he’s bored.

Hey that guy Mateo over there is so funny! You should talk to him.

by Sundrycornet January 5, 2022

Mateo

His every look is penetrating, as if he sought to capture the entirety of your thoughts.

Mind reader, Mateo

by TheOneAndOnlyKaty February 9, 2020

Mateo

A very moronic friend who can be reliable at all times, if you ever meet a Mateo, you must cherish them and take care of them as they are normally autistic and can't do anything for themselves

"Fuck Mateo."

by H00DED Experience November 30, 2017