marshannon

A white slave owner who loves to whip the rejected slaves.

person 1:OWWW AWW AHHH
person 2:what’s going on?!?
person 1:MARSHANNON IS WHIPPING ME!!!!

by fundrai63r May 15, 2024

Marshanna

The het RPF ship between Detroit rapper Marshall “Eminem” Mathers and Barbadian singer Robyn Rihanna Fenty.

This ship was specifically more popular back in the early 2010s when Eminem and Rihanna were still collaborating together.

Person 1: *reading something on the phone*

Person 2: What the hell are you reading?

Person 1: *looks up* Hm? Oh, me? Why, I’m reading some Marshanna fanfiction on Wattpad!

Person 2: Marshanna? What’s Marshanna?

Person 1: Oh, Marshanna is the ship between Eminem and Rihanna. Nothing too crazy.

Person 2: Oh, yeah, THOSE two…They were definitely fucking back in the day.

by Robbie :3 August 5, 2025

Blazing Tornado Marksman

When you use a leaf blower to shoot a shit at someone and they try to hit it with their nut

Dude this girl last night came up to me and wanted to do a Blazing Tornado Marksman and i said ok whatever

by GumptionateShaboingboing February 21, 2023