A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
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Margarette is one of the nicest things walking on earth. Sometimes she is too nice so people take advantage of her. She is easy to approach and her beauty attracts many people. Margarette is your perfect straight A student & has many friends. There isn't a day without someone complimenting her, although she doesn't see the beauty other people do, she never accepts the compliments but returns it back with kind words. She is a bundle of energetic joy and she's most likely seen as cute because of the way she acts and looks! Margarette is the type of friend to make sure everyone is ready before going on a trip, sometimes she's the baby of the group and everyone treats her like one.
If you're dating a Margarette then you are very lucky. Like said before, she's too nice so she has difficult times rejecting many people. She is a heartbreaker only for rejecting people and breaking up with people she never wanted to be with them in the first place, she just had a hard time rejecting them. But once she actually falls for someone, her whole life is prioritized into caring for their loved one (beside from grades.) Margarette is one to tease her partner but gets very flustered at the same time. Margarette acts innocent but she knows she is very dirty minded and it takes a while for her to get comfortable and show people that side. If your girlfriend is named Margarette, just go make out with her right now.
If you're dating a Margarette then you are very lucky. Like said before, she's too nice so she has difficult times rejecting many people. She is a heartbreaker only for rejecting people and breaking up with people she never wanted to be with them in the first place, she just had a hard time rejecting them. But once she actually falls for someone, her whole life is prioritized into caring for their loved one (beside from grades.) Margarette is one to tease her partner but gets very flustered at the same time. Margarette acts innocent but she knows she is very dirty minded and it takes a while for her to get comfortable and show people that side. If your girlfriend is named Margarette, just go make out with her right now.
Margarette: A being who can hug your heart.
When she receives a compliment - "Thank you but noooo! You're way gorgeous!"
Her being the mom of the friend group - "Guys come on! Get your stuff ready so we can go. Don't forget the water and snacks."
Her being the baby of the group - "Nooo I'm too scared, what if we get in trouble? I'll miss you guys sosososo much!!!"
When someone asks her out - "Oh! I uh appreciate your feelings for me very much! But uh I'm sorry. I'm not really looking for someone to date I'm really sorry, you can find someone else though! Please don't be sad."
How she acts around her partner - "Hey future husband/wife! I love you bye!"
When she receives a compliment - "Thank you but noooo! You're way gorgeous!"
Her being the mom of the friend group - "Guys come on! Get your stuff ready so we can go. Don't forget the water and snacks."
Her being the baby of the group - "Nooo I'm too scared, what if we get in trouble? I'll miss you guys sosososo much!!!"
When someone asks her out - "Oh! I uh appreciate your feelings for me very much! But uh I'm sorry. I'm not really looking for someone to date I'm really sorry, you can find someone else though! Please don't be sad."
How she acts around her partner - "Hey future husband/wife! I love you bye!"
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Get the Margarette mug.Margaret is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Margaret is radiant and smiles from the inside out. She lights up a room when she walks in. A girl of good character. She has the heart of an angel, shows compassion and encourages everyone around her. She is sincere, sensitive and kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. Margaret can be a bit clumsy which she demonstrates when she often falls off of her high shoes so be ready to catch her. Has a flare for fashion. Is usually a homecoming queen. Has a passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. margaret has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart forever. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, a player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love for you. If you are ever lucky enough to have a margaret in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish each and every moment with her like it is your last.
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Get the Margaret mug.A school in England filled to the brim with chavs who have an IQ in the negatives. If you do not conform, you will be bullied by the small-minded peeps of LMS. Oh, and things went to sh*t ever since the new headteacher came around. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Of course not! (Yep, she literally banned FUN).
If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
Person 1: 'Those chavs are so annoying!'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
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free spirited and limit pushing. She can be stubborn and is often very loud and talkative. She speaks her mind. When she gets mad watch out! She likes to be in control and the power gets to her head. She's a show off as well, and walks around thinking she knows everything. She has a smart ass attitude. She won't take shit from anyone, she makes her own rules. However when everyone is treating her right and isn't ignoring her she's a sweetheart, very affectionate. always happy to see you when you visit her, and she loves hugs. Her laugh is adorable, her smile is irresistible. She is very active. She is very creative and loves to use her huge and wild imagination. She has a tendency to get jealous, especially around babies and young children, or people who are hogging her parent's attention. She can be shy with people she doesn't know. She could eat a bowl of ice cream and pass out an hour later. She's quite unpredictable with her mood-swings, and can come up with crazy wild ideas. There is no way to shut her up or stay at mad at her. When she's not around everything feels empty, because even though she can be a nightmare, she makes life interesting, lights up a room, and has a tendency to leave a very strong impression behind wherever she goes.
free spirited and limit pushing. She can be stubborn and is often very loud and talkative. She speaks her mind. When she gets mad watch out! She likes to be in control and the power gets to her head. She's a show off as well, and walks around thinking she knows everything. She has a smart ass attitude. She won't take shit from anyone, she makes her own rules. However when everyone is treating her right and isn't ignoring her she's a sweetheart, very affectionate. always happy to see you when you visit her, and she loves hugs. Her laugh is adorable, her smile is irresistible. She is very active. She is very creative and loves to use her huge and wild imagination. She has a tendency to get jealous, especially around babies and young children, or people who are hogging her parent's attention. She can be shy with people she doesn't know. She could eat a bowl of ice cream and pass out an hour later. She's quite unpredictable with her mood-swings, and can come up with crazy wild ideas. There is no way to shut her up or stay at mad at her. When she's not around everything feels empty, because even though she can be a nightmare, she makes life interesting, lights up a room, and has a tendency to leave a very strong impression behind wherever she goes.
person 1"Did you hear that Magalie chick got expelled for punching a teacher?"
person 2 "No she couldn't have, she's such a sweetheart"
person 1 (No, from what I hear, she's crazy."
person 2 "No she couldn't have, she's such a sweetheart"
person 1 (No, from what I hear, she's crazy."
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