Marathon Monday

A tall, lanky, rather dark Black person (hence the term, Monday) who partakes in a 26.2 mile long running competition. They are typically, but not always, imported from Ethiopia and Kenya.

White Guy 1: "Hey, Murphy, who's that Black guy? Is he on the Celtics?"
White Guy 2: "Nah McDonough, today's the Boston Marathon; it's one of those Marathon Mondays."

by Carl Crawford April 15, 2013

Minneapolis Marathon

When you take an entire bottle of Viagra and bang 26 1/2 people in a row. (The 1/2 is a homo, as they're only half a person.)

My dick is so sore from that Minneapolis Marathon.

by liberalsuckforever2014 May 10, 2014

marathon dump

an abnormally long, difficult bowel movement.

The Cooker: "damn, where is tp? He went to the can an hour ago."
Pete Dick: "I dunno, maybe he is playing gay games..."
TP (returning from the bathroom, looking relieved: "Oh, wow."
The Cooker: "what the fuck took you so god damn long?"
TP: "marathon dump dude, you know my wife won't let me crap in the house. that thing has been brewing all week."
Pete Dick: "shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 30, 2008

marathon drinker

A person who doesn't enjoy drinking or chugging alcohol quickly. This person drinks alcohol to enjoy the taste and have a good time, not solely to get drunk.

I can't shotgun the Budweiser, I'm a marathon drinker.

by LaxerFromTN May 25, 2009

Maury Marathon

When a woman goes on the Maury Povich show to see if a candidate is the father of her child or not. If it's revealed he's not the father, a marathon ensues where she tries to outrun the cameraman

You saw how much that bitch ran? She did the Maury Marathon!

by Mangalhaço March 16, 2022

Marathon Nap

Anything longer than 3 hours, almost considered regular sleep for most people.

X: When are we going to the bar?
Y: (Sara) After I take my marathon nap, I will be fully energized to close it down.

by xthethinkerx April 28, 2011

BK Marathon

Where you steal something from a Wal Mart and run to the nearest Burger King.

Carlos: "Hey Justin, want to run the BK Marathon?"
Justin: "Nah, I ran two last week, I'm worn out."

by The Snowtorious B.I.G. March 17, 2011