Mancamping

A badass outdoor activity for those confident in their heterosexuality to partake in. Chilling in the backyard of someone or guerilla camping with improvised shelter. Often accompanied by movie watching and/or copious amounts of alcohol and firearms or airsoft guns. Affirming your manliness through survival skills + catching food is a plus.

After our backpacking trip up the AT had to be scrapped because Bob had drill for his job in the 19th Special Forces Group we ended up mancamping on his 10 acre property and built a trick lean-to to keep out the snow.

by PvtParts August 22, 2012

Manscaping

Manscape, -ing (v).

1. The male act of shaving, trimming or grooming one's body hair other than facial.

2. Offering free lawn services in order to woo a woman or women.

1. "Dude, you shave down there?"

"Hey man, there's nothing wrong with manscaping."

2. "Hey, weren't you mowing her lawn?"

"She replaced me with some guy willing to do it for free so he can get a chance at her."

"Oh, that probably won't last for long. I doubt manscaping will help him."

by kid2will October 16, 2013

Manhaling

1. When a man walks in a room and sucks all the air out, stifling all the women in the room. See patriarchy.

2. A man breathing heavily in a woman's ear.

1. I wish John would stop manhaling and leave room for women to breath.

2. Carl is such a creep, his manhaling sounds like Darth Vader is is perving behind me.

by Neoprene April 7, 2019

Manscaping

(V.) The Art of Hair Removal off of a man's chest, back, or genitals. A technique developed by the Queer Eye Fags, it's just a play on words for Shaving, using the word "Landscaping."

See Manscape
See Metrosexual
See Fag
See Johnnay

by G-Union February 21, 2004

Madhaving

Doing the most homosexual thing imaginable to another person.

1. "John and Eric knew their love would ignite that night. As John looked into Eric's eyes, they knew that the world would one day hear about their exotic night. John and Eric were Madhaving till they both collapsed with exhaustion.

2. "The homosexuals gathered in prayer, thanking their God, Lord Madhav, for their blessing on this gay night ahead.

by TheGreatestFactSpitter September 20, 2021

Manwaring

To look like a bald eagle, or the fonze.

Look at Manwaring...ehhhhh its the fonz, he's got buns of steel, and the breath of an ox

by Jimmy 'Lizard Tongue' Jones January 24, 2008

Managing-Organized-Chaos

The process of taking charge of, handling, or directing to bring about positive change to an entity engaged in continual activity that is, or appears to be in disorder.

Running a business is nothing more than Managing-Organized-Chaos.

by Chaosmanager January 1, 2012