Malestration

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

Malisoda

The most awesome alcoholic beverage first thought up by Izzy and Jess (Guildford) consisting of 2 part barr cream soda to 1 part Malibu.

Izzy: What's the coolest drink ever?
Jess: Malisoda, duh.

Izzy: Bring it to bev time.

by malisodainventor September 21, 2012

malsha

A smartass sassy woman with a hint of bossyness mow and then.

She is such a malsha

by Jini_Yash January 9, 2018

malistapricious

Another word for getting hardcore wasted, only to be used on monday's however. malistapricious mondays

Its monday bitch, you know what they say... muthafucka malistapricious monday. Lets get loaded

by E-rock October 20, 2006

malmsteen

The last name of the guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen. An amazing guitarist than can play with an amazing tone really fast. He has amazing technicality and plays evenly and with great feeling. Also known for playing, on his guitar, classics such as Flight of the Bumblebees and Toccata in Fugue. To the guitar world he is a guitar hero. Although there are still many a jealous that go around the internet and spite him in their misery.

OMG, The guitar skill of Yngwie Malmsteen is so great that people fall to their knees in awe.

by Oolycks August 21, 2007

The Mals Nation

While only a small nation, made up of about seven or eight people, The Mals Nation is strong and thriving.

Mals, of course, is the leader of this small, but vicious pack. He sends his people out to do his bidding. He is feared and respected throughout the world.

One day he, and all his little minions, shall rule the world, if not the universe. It seems only fitting. He is, after all, Mals The Great.

The Mals Nation will kick your tits off.

by Ricky_butt March 25, 2009

Malsore

Unique girl who loves laughs. Someone you can be yourself around no matter how weird. She has a strong love game and bounce back game. She loves fashion,fitness and selfcare basically making the best version of herself. She has green or hazel eyes w/ nice features & long curly hair. She’s chill,goofy & always grinding $$

Malsore one of a kind and rare

by Malsore July 10, 2019