don mattingly

The greatest 1st Baseman to ever play the game of Baseball.

Don Mattingly should be in the hall of fame.

by Oddjob January 11, 2005

Mattingly & Moore

An 80 proof bourbon whiskey which is produced by the Heaven Hill distillery in Kentucky. It is marketed as a very cheap bourbon (a liter is under $10), but it actually has a pretty good taste.

"Yeah! Now that I've found Mattingly & Moore, I can grab 3 bottles of this stuff rather than pay the same amount for just one bottle of Jack!"

by Luminous "Modern" Knight July 7, 2008

face melting

Visual hallucinations generally induced by good LSD. While tripping, acid users may experience face melting.

Man, the Dude experienced extreme face melting after ingesting the LSD. Must have been good stuff.

by thecarmie February 6, 2015

soul-mating

v. The act of matching two individuals who are destined to be with one another.

Do you want to go soul-mating?!

by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

im melting

When someone says something that you always dreamed of them saying and your feel like you are melting

Julian made me feel like Im melting when he said how beautiful I was

by Carcar205 November 18, 2018

Face Melting

The condition in which, due to an extreme exposure to an event of epic Awesomeness, Horror or any other emotion on the more extreme end of the spectrum of emotions, one loses all perception of space and time including (but not limited to) a brief lapse in physical awareness. Such an emotional rush can even override Pain, which in some cases may be the cause of the rush.

In addition to being common among the disciples of Metal and among those who get so stoned that they can't feel certain parts of their bodies (such as their faces), it takes on somewhat of a more literal sense if one happens to plaster a White Phosphorus or Acid Grenade on the face of someone annoying them (some Nazis in a certain famous movie learned this the supernaturally hard way...in any case, you really shouldn't mess with White Phosphorus or dangerous Acids except for in Video Games).

While they writhe in pain, it may be customary to say the hilarious-but-somewhat-stupid phrase below:

Enemy n00b: "ARRGH my head asplode!"

You: "Would you like a Guitar Solo with that Face Melting!?" (proceeds to mime awesome solo on Air Guitar)

by JATOG THE GREEN July 18, 2009

dingus malingus

if a dingus is a person of minimal intelligence, a dingus malingus is one further; even dumber than a dingus. to properly use the phrase, one must say dingus, pause for effect, and add the malingus.

you think 'family guy' is better than 'the simpsons'?! you is a dingus malingus

by harry shoulderman December 19, 2005