mallet head

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.

He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006

mallergy

When someone says they have a food allergy or intolerance, but they only dislike the food.
Used to gain attention, get special treatment in restaurants or just to irritate people.

Guy #1: I can't eat that brownie; I'm allergic to nuts.
Guy #2: No you're not. Don't pass off some mallergy as something serious.

by bearbear December 15, 2008

mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.

Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.

by Jezzirok April 15, 2008

Mallet Pussy

Is when a vagina has been pounded into what look likes fresh hamburger meat, or has the same consistency as meat from taco bell.

Hey Mark! I just found out Audrey is single for the 3rd time this week.. it's your time to shine, hope you like mallet pussy!

by Chase with a Cane December 30, 2016

Mallena

Mallena is the best person you will ever know. She is easy to talk to and never judges you for what you say. She is a roadgirl and has an amazing sense of fashion. She is 100% peng, inside and out. If you ever meet a mallena, keep her coz she will make your life a whole lot better.

"i love that girl"
"i know, she's a mallena"

by A〰Girl〽no bs June 8, 2019

fudge mallet

The act of defecating into a sock and utilising said tool as a weapon.

Sweet mother of Jesus, Sally totally gave me the fudge mallet last night!

by Bawbag Johnson June 15, 2018

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019