Maternal Beverage

booby milk, milk that comes from your mums tits!

Mother may I please have some of your tasty maternal beverage

by Fifi Le Fume January 14, 2009

Malena

Malena is pretty, loyal, fun, nice. She is in love with Michael.

Michael is so lucky to be with Malena

by Thatoneperson_ July 10, 2018

maternal lie

A small lie that your mother tells you to make you feel better, which generally does not work because you know it is a lie. Usually pertains to physical appearance.

Son (with throbbing pimple on nose):
"Mom, I have a horrible zit on my face!"

Mother (with a sympathetic look):
"Oh, honey, it's not noticeable at all."

Son (grumbling):
"What a maternal lie!"

by dinosaurturtle January 21, 2010

Maternal Trifecta

When you sleep with your girl and her mother. Then around 20 years later you sleep with the same girl and her daughter. ( Presumably, not your own )

How was your weekend ?

Awesome! I finally achieved the Maternal Trifecta!

by Princess H. May 22, 2018

Malena

Malena is the definition of a bad bitch. She funny as hell, she‘ll cheer you up when you sad and she always got your back. Get yourself a Malena, she will make your life better.

A: Yoo you see that girl over there w the black hair and with that cringe ass laugh?
B: Lol that must be a Malena

by Carlsoooon October 22, 2019

Malena

A girl with a disturbing sense of humour. She is a horrible person, has no ass and has a flat chest. She ain’t afraid to hurt anyone’s feelings, and will drag her friends along with her. Once you become her friend, there is NO turning back.

Haley: oh yeah that girl is a Malena.

Maria: hah good luck dealing with THAT

by realboii September 16, 2019

Målernæse

When you slap your self in the nose with a ruler.

I am målernæse myself

by Bjarneby March 7, 2018