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Millennial Makeout

Booty cheek diving, eating the groceries, eatin’ ass
Did you get pink eye from doing the millennial makeout in Vegas?
by CocoaDarling June 9, 2021
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The Good Millennials

A good millennial measures multiple times and cuts once. Thinks, then acts.
"Jamal is not like those other kids, he's probably one of the good millennials"
"Sanju doesn't talk about Instagram all day, he must be one of the good millennials"
by TheGoodMillennials.com December 22, 2018
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Millennial

Special little snowflake.

Born between 1982 and 1994 this generation is something special, cause Mom and Dad and their 5th grade teacher Mrs. Winotsky told them so. Plus they have a whole shelf of participation trophies sitting at home so it has to be true.

They believe themselves to be highly intelligent, the teachers and lecturers constantly gave them "A"'s in order to keep Mom and Dad from complaining to the Dean. Unfortunately, nobody explained to them the difference between and education and grade inflation so they tend to demonstrate poor spelling and even poorer grammar.

At work, millennials believe themselves to be overachievers who just aren't understood by their loser bosses. Even Mom said so when she showed up for the interview. They are the only generation in the universe to understand the concept of work life balance and to actually want to find a fulfilling career. All those Gen X losers just don't get it what with hoping to keep their jobs and pay the bills but they are just corporate drone so who cares what they think? They should be smart like Millennials and get Mom and Dad to pay for that stuff until they can work out what they want to do with their lives and then get rich doing it.
Well, I've been here at this job for 6 months now and I've been on time mostly so I should get a raise now 'cause I've paid my dues.
Did you know we are the most technologically advanced generation, like eva? And smart too. They call us millennials cause we were born before the millennial I think.
by The witter July 27, 2010
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Millennial Writing

A trend that we see in modern movies, video games, and other forms of pop culture that consists of ironic cringe lines, vague political statements that mean nothing, and tries to write the character to be just like the writer themselves. The origin of this style of writing comes from James Gunn and Joss Whedon’s style of writing in the Marvel Cinematic Universe during the early 2010s, despite Gunn and Whedon both being Gen X.
Robert: Hey did you play that new Saints Row game? My God that dialogue was horrible.
Daniel: That’s Millennial Writing for you.
by Lobert_Rarsh July 29, 2023
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Millennial

A millennial is a person born between the years 1982 and 2004. Millennials are the generation after Generation X (1965-1984). They tend to be more confident and optimistic (sometimes unrealistically so) than previous generations. Mantra of the Millennials: "Follow Your Heart."
Millennials need to stop waiting for their dreams to come true and start making them happen.
by sojournerhere October 11, 2016
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Millennial

A millennial is a person born from the years 1982 and 2004. Millennials are generally considered to be self-absorbed and spoiled, and even if the spoiling is not their fault, they still get blamed for being shallow.
The millennial vote was a key decider in the presidential election.
by CityGirl24 November 13, 2016
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millennial humor

a type of humor stemming from millennials which have embodied self-deprecation, tumblr 'shit' posts, memes, and the understanding the perpetual blame on millennials by baby boomers.

its not just the self identification through pepe memes, but the sarcastic nature of all millennials; who are the products of questionable politics, social change, and tumblr trolling.
Steve: that isn't just self-deprecating humor, its a mixture of millennial quips and self acceptance of a lifetime of tumblr trolling
Jonny: Millennial humor? lol
by your local darty February 12, 2017
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