by Squiggles2011 April 11, 2011
Get the Mackoff mug.Yet another failed attempt by apple such as the Power Mac G4 Cube and the Twentieth Anniversary Macintosh.
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
The 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there's only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. The fastest processor is 1.80ghz. Ventilation can't be too good because of the small size. The battery is also non user replaceable, the RAM is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. It also has an incredibly stupid name.
Person 1: Hey dude I just got a new MacBook Air!
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
Person 2: Wtf is a MacBook Air?
Person 1: The new MacBook by Apple it's awesome!
Person 2: Why.. what does it do, float or something?
Person 1: No, it's just the thinnest laptop ever!
Person 2: I think you mean the shittiest laptop ever.
by Kent14 January 19, 2008
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A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b
by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022
Get the Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b mug.A half-imaginary instrument formed by bending both arms inward at the elbow and placing the right over the left, then using the right arm as a meter needle (much like on a speedometer) to measure the level of "mackage" that one person (usually a guy) is doing towards another (usually a girl, hopefully).
Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.
This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
Once the mack-o-meter reaches an approximately 20-25 degrees angle, the mack can be "called" as so desired; anything before it is in direct violation of Man Law.
This noun can be pronounced "Mack-O-Meter" (mak-oh-mete-er) or "mackometer" (mak-om-ett-er); usuage is contextual.
Big Country: *quickly assembled mackometer at full meter with arms* Uh oh, Padilla, MACKING!
Padilla: Shut up!
Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.
Padilla: Fine...
Padilla: Shut up!
Todd: Oh no no no, that mack was fairly called in accordance with the Man Laws.
Padilla: Fine...
by Padilla November 29, 2006
Get the mackometer mug.The heat rash occurring on the ventral portion of the thigh after Mac Book Pro users spend more than 15 minutes seated with the computer on their lap.
When John's friend noted the skin discoloration caused the by the overheated Mac Book Pro, John supplied the diagnosis: "Dermatitis MacBookensis. Soon as I finish this paragraph, we can turn it over and make quesadillas."
by Pancho Doll March 5, 2007
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Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"
Its Made By A Brand Called "Apple" Also Known As "Thumb Up Bum"
by Ahdiwnsn December 5, 2016
Get the macbook mug.Refers to a word that means whatever you want it to be. It is analogous to the blank tile in scrabble as it can be used for anything.
A machook is a machook.
A machook is a machook.
by Belsky December 15, 2008
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