a very similar game to door knob. after someone farts, they have to say safety. if this magical word is not uttered and another person shouts 'Mackrel', then the farter must run to the sea and swim to touch a mackrel.
this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D
this word has been introduced as a replacement for door knob as the door knob game has escaladed to become too famous a game that it is no longer interesting. therefore, now if someone is unfortunate enough to be caught short and does not utter the word safety before someone says mackrel, then they are truely and utterly fucked! :D
Henry: (Parp) Ahhhhh that felt good. :)
Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!
Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.
Oli: (pound pound pound!)
Ed: hey guys what's going on?
Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!
Ed: ...
COOL!!!!
(pound pound pound)
*10 years later*
(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)
Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!
Oli: Well done... ^o)
Henry: (parp)
Oli: Mackrel!
Henry: Fuck!
Oli: (pound pound pound)
Henry: (bang)
Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!
Oli: Oh yeah??? MACKREL!!!
Henry: Oh fuck me. This isnt good.
Oli: (pound pound pound!)
Ed: hey guys what's going on?
Oli: I got Henry on Mackrel!
Ed: ...
COOL!!!!
(pound pound pound)
*10 years later*
(somewhere in the middle of the atlantic ocean)
Henry: I got it!!!! I touched a mackrel!!!
Oli: Well done... ^o)
Henry: (parp)
Oli: Mackrel!
Henry: Fuck!
Oli: (pound pound pound)
Henry: (bang)
Oli: Oh! he appears to have shot and killed himself... oh dear!
by Ting Tong Tinkabong October 16, 2008
Get the Mackrel mug.A mackeral is a word used in London and the surrounding countys to describe a wannabe gangsta. These are people who try to intimidate others by threatening them with gangster actions such as 'spraying them wiv their Ak's' or 'merking them with their mandem'. However, any attempt to do so would be futlye. The perpertrators are normally 'wastemanz' or 'hairdressers' who try to make themselves feel better by trying to act cool and hard.
Martyn: oi blud , call up yo' Peter Pandem, we gots bare beef wiv rob da hairdresser
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Martyn: Brrrrrrrllllllaaaaap.
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noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).
Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!
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A word to describe a butch, overweight, hateful feminist that looks and acts like a dude (you can see them all over YouTube at anti Trump demonstrations).
Man, I was so drunk, I thought I brought home curvy ass ho. Turns out, it was a mockerel and she wouldn't shut up about hating men!
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also known as "cologne de cum dumpster"
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Jenny had to go to the chemist to buy a douche brush and 8 boxes of laundry powder because her cunt was begining to smell like a spanish mackrel after her 2 month holiday in Philidelphia...
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