Macetein

A name given to a 24h non-stop masturbator

It comes from the spanish word "maceta" which means "vase or pot for flowers and plants". The act of planting would be "macetear", which can be a synonym for jerking off in spanish. And so, someone who jerks off a lot can be called "macetein".

"Stop masturbating!, don't be a macetein"

"Stop rubbing your crotch! Damn, you're such a macetein ¬.¬"

by Fedemc January 18, 2008

Muchete

Brother/family/gangster

Wus good Muchete.
Its jus me an my muchetes
Que passa muchete

by Chino godoy June 8, 2018

Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

macheesemo

A manly man character that only cares about his body and women, with the exception that he is really a scumbag. Must be shirtless (or nude) at some piont. and have strange interactions with port-o-potties.

or;

a canned cheese mustache

OJ Briggs from Shabadelphia is macheesemo

by Don't you know February 5, 2008

manchete

The ONE pocket knife that a man used for: cleaning his fingernails, opening wine bottles, cutting sausage, clearing brush and skinning a deer.

After an intense day of cutting open UPS packages in the mail room, Bob used his manchete to pry off a beer cap, clean his fingernails and cut open a bag of jerky.

by Carlos18 July 23, 2010

macheesmo

The Ebonic spelling, as the word sounds, of the word machismo with multiple meanings. (1) Another serving of Mac & Cheese. (2) Exaggerated masculinity, with a slight stink to it.

(1):I want mo mac chees mo!;(2):Man, check out that dude, he must work out 'cause he got macheesmo!

by Nicholas H. Howard October 10, 2007

Macheteable

Able to be, or have been, disected, chopped, sliced or in any other way totally fucked by a machete.

"Hey, you tree, you look extremely macheteable"

by PsuedoFunny August 13, 2008