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mATIAS

Hes a fat midget that has his own name spelled wrong because no is called mathias without an H thats just wrong.
Matias like "being" home alone with his 2 little sisters and thats a lovely thought at first sight, but it really ain't because he molests them nearly every day, and hes somehow not in prison rn god knows why.
Matias molests kids.
by 5q6wk7el8ræ9,j March 2, 2018
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Matias

Very intelligent guy (cap), many girls like him, though he chooses to ignore it due to his lack of rizz. Has a good career and leads a very balanced life. Typically, a Matias will also not live with his dad, resulting in a very schizophrenic young man. Obsessed with goth girls.
Matias is a very skinny guy, he can't even bench 275lbs / 125kg unlike his very short but beautiful italian friend.
by RandyXYT September 4, 2023
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Matias

Alternatives include: Mattinand, Mattentino, Matthanuel, Mattington, Mattholemew, Matticus, Mattimilian, Mattentine, Mattovanni, and ofc

Matidarsagene Autotemcel Injection

Not, in fact, a soccer player but a reluctant connoisseur of Vivzipop media and a raging dyslexic.

Definitely one of the best people you can get to know
“Hi dad. This is Matias, he likes transformers.”
by Beth the root veg September 18, 2025
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Matias

Definition of a men/Chad/naughty boy/Pablo Escobar

He is the most cool kid in the world, and he will give you free tacos, he has a really big dick compared with the burj khalifa and he owns a cartel, and he fucks every person including men and women and children.
Matias is veryyyyyy Naughty naughty 😈
by Babaji69 June 14, 2022
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Matias

A Matias is a person who seems like his name is Matias. Matias's can range from cool dudes to tryhards to rly fckin weird. But more often than not, a Matias is gröding harder thought possible
*Matias try harding at ping pong*
"Wowww, Matias you're such a fuckin matias fr tho"
by stubaOG January 25, 2022
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Matias, ITS HARD

For whenever you don't know what to say in a discord vc, so you yell this out
VC: quiet
You: Guess what
Friend 1: What
You: MATIAS, ITS HARD
by Wikerbiker October 2, 2022
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Matias

Very sexy guy that will end up with a handsome guy named christian lee bryant.
trust.
Matias: hey christian
Christian: I love you
Matias: I love you too!
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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