calm your lumps

Calm your lumps means something different depending on who it is said to. If said to a female, it means "Calm your tits." If said to a male, it means "Calm your nuts." If said to an adolescent, it means " Calm your pimples."

Mom, calm your lumps!

Stop busting my balls, calm your lumps!

by Woodyslumps December 29, 2016

Trumpy Lumpy

The act of A porn star spanking your ass with a magazine that has your face and likeness on the cover, and you flip her over and hit it red-assed and raw dog.

“Awww shit, Stormy Daniels just gave Donald Trump a Trumpy Lumpy”

“Naw way!”

“Yeah dawg, he hit that shit without a rubber!”

by MyLump May 17, 2018

lumpations

People who hurt the environment

People who are lumpations are not welcomed in New,Jersey

by Lumpations March 14, 2017

take your lumps

To take the deserved punishment or sequence for one's actions

Burnie: "hey guys, can we just play the game?"
Thug: "hey, shut up, take your lumps"

by cockbite studios June 5, 2015

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.

Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.

by AccurateDictionary November 27, 2018

back bottom gristle lumps

Pickled human shit.

Cyrus just ate some back bottom gristle lumps, yeah he ate shit!

by vive cuervo October 20, 2008

lumpy barney

the physically impossible act of defacating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the chezz rosterfield......although impossible, this act must be labeled

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantanious combustion that shall occur during execution of the lumpy barney

after three days of living in the desert without water and a healthy diet of prunes, Craig produced a classic lumpy barney

by manbearpig301 March 11, 2007