loom nutt

someone who doesnt know what there doing and is extreamly ignorant

you dont know what your doing you loom nutt!!

by biancapalooza June 29, 2009

pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.

Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it March 1, 2019

Loomes counter

Device used to measure confirmed kills in warzone engagements. Named after the famous pacifist G.Loomes

After 7 games he had only manages to record 2 kills on the Loomes Counter

by Blubbernaut88 March 12, 2024

Looming Support Syndrome

The chronic issue where a problem resolves itself as soon as technical support or an IT professional takes a look at the issue especially if it makes you look like an idiot.

You are an idiot that called in for a non-issue or navigation mistake and the technical support or IT professional blames it on Looming Support Syndrome to make you feel better.

by Wandering Fox June 13, 2016

loom

loom (verb) \ ˈlüm \ : the act of hitting/striking/kicking/harming someone in an overtly violent fashion, usually entailing the act being performed with an element of surprise. Vernacular usage originates circa 1989 from the popular motion picture 'Halloween' and is named for one of the characters, Dr. Loomis, hence the original usage, 'getting loomed'; meaning passive provocation leading to a surprising violent act, similar to Michael Myers attacks.

Later, in its evolution, the word would be shouted in celebration of blows being landed; UFC fight were audience members would yell, "Loom...loom...loom..." as blows rained down on a participant in a bout.

Damn, bro got loomed messing with that guy.

by Girth McHurt July 16, 2022