PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Geeter logger

A meth infused fire wood logger that can not measure or follow through with getting any wood at all.

I’m not buying any wood this year from that geeter logger.

by The Methmaticians of the N.W. September 25, 2020

Logged

1) To Fuck Very Aggressively

2) To Have An Immensely Large Penis

1) Chris Logged Kassandra For 3 Days Straight

2) Kassandra's Eyes Widened When She Saw Chris's 12 Foot Log

by The Arbichief April 22, 2008

logger

A person, (usually a parent) that will go out of their way to stop you from getting it in at any time. They literally chop down your wood, rendering it unusable.

Girl - "I'd love to come over, but my mom says I have to go home right after the movie :/ again"

Guy - "THAT'S IT!! That logger has sawed my log one time too many!"

by Buttah P April 10, 2011

swamp loggers

a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs

Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers

by hanglestein July 11, 2010

Loggerhead

To curl out a turd (or a 'log' as it's sometimes known) on an unsuspecting victim's head. The loggerhead is best achieved when said victim is asleep.

''While sandra was asleep, her boyfriend Joe, did gone and gave her a big ol' loggerhead.''

''What's a loggerhead?''

''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead''

''Well this has been educational. Thanks!''

''You're extremely welcome, Betty.''

or...

''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!''

''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?''

''Yes. Then we should steal from her.''

by dontuseyourrealnamejeff February 12, 2013

swamp logger

the act of tucking one's penis between their sweaty ass checks then smacking a bitch in the face with it

Dude, it was such a hott night and she was such a whore...I couldn't help but giver her a swamp logger!

by vengence74 May 22, 2010