LMAOATWTTB

Acronym for "Laugh my ass off all the way to the bank".
Used when something is cruel, funny and extremely profitable.

Head of Enron: Hey, I fucked over thousands of Enron employees with various fraud and I'm still a rich bastard.
Guy: LMAO
Head of Enron: Yeah, LMAOATWTTB.

by Josh_The_Misanthrope December 28, 2005

Condescending lol/lmao

The act of explaining something to someone, but adding a lol at the end, to make the other person feel bad, even they are in the right. This can also be a lmao, or even an XD, (however; the latter is much more cringy, and is more often used by furries)

Person A: How many turnips do I need to buy from Daisy Mae to get bamboo shoots, in animal crossing?

Person B: You don't buy them lol. You get them on a mystery island tour.

Person A: ...But I watched someone get them in the mail, from Daisy Mae, live... And that's much more reliable than hoping to get a bamboo island.

Person B: Whatever. You probably dreamt it up lmao.

Person A: There are articles that even explain it, but they don't say how many you need. You don't need to add the condescending lol/lmao when you're wrong.

by NickPikk April 19, 2020

LMAO

L=Laughing
M=My
A=Ass
O=Off

Could also mean Lick My Ass Out.

Person 1: Good one! LMAO
Person 2: You want me to lick your ass out?

by sbwild88 November 9, 2012

lacoste

A clothing brand worn by upper-middle class "preps" who know fashion when they see it. Cannot be worn by just anyone, at $70 for the pique polo. Originated by Rene Lacoste. The crocodile was actually an idea he got when he received a crocodile-skin handbag after winning a tennis match.

Lacoste polos are very comfortable and fit well.

by Matt April 25, 2005

Chairman Lmao

Any body who uses the term 'lmao' in excessive and unnecessary amounts.

"what you been up to?"
"nuthin much lmaooooooo"
"ok, Chairman Lmao"
"huh?"

by Fragmaroom July 13, 2006

laconda

Laconda is a bright person with a feisty attitude to go with it... Ready for anything good or bad... Loves to party and have a good time.. Has the body of a goddess... Eyes of an angel.. With the heart of a lioness... And has the hands to prove it.. Eight to Eighty they can all get it!!!##

Laconda is so beautiful and sweet but you better not try her she is a true legend..

by BWIZZ 420 January 24, 2018

Lacoste Niggas

Algerian word that refers to "gangsters" (and nit black ppl) ...they wear Lacoste sport tracksuits with Tn (Nike) all the time, or Sergio Tacchini suits as an alternative. They drive on "New" rai music -which is worse than trash actually- most of the times, but lately they came up with a new shitty trend, which is Djalil Palermo music..anyways, they suck.And also, everybody hates them as much as we hate boomers.

guy 1: aya n3adiw mena ay trig 9sira
guy 2: fokna awdi ak tel9aha m3amra b Lacoste Niggas

by Nemo003 April 1, 2021