Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.

“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”

by Cape68 February 28, 2026

Lithuanian Corkscrew

The act of masturbating with long nails and pushing the thumb into the urethra for a pleasurable effect

Jacob wasnt having enough fun masturbating so he Lithuanian Corkscrewed and ended up in the hospital

by utenos rizleris October 18, 2025

Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

The time when Poland was actually strong.

1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.

The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.

by kofikat February 3, 2021

the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.

by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018

The Lithuanian Tractor Pole

The act of tying someone or something to a tractor and shoving your dick in their ass

Wow! My boyfriend just tried the Lithuanian Tractor pole on me and I really liked it!!

by FanBlad;''e&%$#666 December 14, 2017

The Lithuanian Door Stopper

A sexual act in which a man stands stiffly with his legs spread out while a woman backs into him repeatedly until orgasm. The woman may also play with the man’s penis as if she were a household pet playing with a door stopper. This action was first popularized in Lithuania, but has started to become known internationally in very niche communities.

I think we should try out The Lithuanian Door Stopper tonight, Brian.

by WitheredTPearl March 15, 2026

Pulling a Lithuanian

If you teach a man to hunt, he will get food.
If you teach a man to kys, he will create Lithuania

My best friend tried pulling a Lithuanian

by MrsJake January 28, 2022