literated

The act of making one literate.

Fluor cannot read Packing Lists.

Well I guess they need to be literated, son.

by BREALyall March 25, 2011

Literally

A word with no meaning in today's USA.

Person 1: I am literally going to have a stroke if I see another tweet about fake news. Person 2: Are you really? Should I call 911? Person 1: Why would you call 911?

by Xtt February 26, 2021

Literally

ZomethingZomeoneDoez

LiterallyIWizh!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. February 25, 2021

Literally

Not literally: figuratively.

I literally died when Jimmy told the substitute to lick his balls.

by tp217 March 08, 2021

Literal

A term used to describe a real thing, situation, etc.

A; I literally wanted leave at that moment.
B; I literally want to just go home and sleep.

by Princessgreer February 24, 2018

Literally

Figuratively

Joan:I literally died

Jordan:Don't you mean figuratively

Joan:No, I mean literally

by SARCASIM!!! December 20, 2014

Liter

Incorrect american spelling of Litre

Americans don't need measurement, because they drink alcohol free beer.

by Gumba Gumba July 12, 2004