Border Line Stupid

The fine line between stupid and brave.

Man A: WOO HOO! this is gonna be fun as all hell! I'm gonna jump from this 43 foot building and land on a trampoline then bounceinto a pool!

Man B: Thats just Border line stupid

by gangstagnome May 29, 2007

hair line salad

To blow someone's wig back. To give a back-hand or a punch to the head that it causes the person to bleed around the hair line.

Guy 1. "That guy says you're an idiot." Guy 2. "Well he's about to recieve a hair line salad."

by Wigsobig February 17, 2008

Floating Liver Syndrome

A serious illness of the rectal cavity that occurs after being gang-raped by the football team at school, where you lose feeling in your rectum. They then proceed to 'freak' inside you, flooding your innards.

"I'm sorry Mrs.Smith, the doctor tried everything he could to to repair your poor sons rectum, but Floating Liver Syndrome is irreversible. On a high note, the football team is on its way to the Championship.

by TheDragonReborn January 1, 2011

Lifer Sweater

A garment more utilitarian than fashionable, the Lifer Sweater is a sweater that long-term employees keep on the back of their chairs so that they can adapt to the office thermostat. This sweater, often in a neutral color, doesn't leave the office. Evern. Once an employee brings such a garment to work, it is safe to assume that the owner isn't planning on going anywhere.

"I hear Joe is looking for another job."

"Joe? No way--he's got a Lifer Sweater!"

by ardenm December 21, 2009

Liver shivers

When your body shivers with disgust immediately after consuming (or watching someone consume) some form of alcohol, usually liquor.

Bruh I just got the liver shivers watching you chug that tequila.

by terlizepam June 20, 2017

waist line salute

Showing a sexy woman your patriotism with a fully erect penis.

Wow! You are so fine that I am giving you a waist line salute. Not like that other skank whom couldn't get half mast from me.

by halfdollar1 July 18, 2010

Stone Line Sales LLC

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.

Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021