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grabbing lemons 

The practice of picking up and droping pitchers from free agency between their starts in fantasy baseball so as to have the maximum pitchers start for one's team in a given week.
Steve: "Look at this guy's strikeout total!"
Paul: "Yeah, but look at the ERA. He's grabbing lemons."
grabbing lemons by theaaskimo August 11, 2006

Free my lemons 

another, cleaner way of saying FML. It works best when you do not want people (such as your grandparents) to hear you say the word "fuck."
UGH!! Why can't a just get this right? I'm good at pretty much everything else! *sigh* Free My Lemons.

every villian is lemons 

Every Villian Is Lemons.
Otherwise, known as EVIL.

Sucking Lemons 

7% Vodka Cooler from Canada. Often leads to making out with friends' moms, stealing lawn ornaments, and waking up naked in petting zoos.
After chugging his fifth can of Sucking Lemons, Blake found himself wondering if Mitch's mom had always been so attractive.

Sarah wanted to forget about her crossdressing ex, so she immediately bought a 4-Pack of Sucking Lemons and shotgunned them.
Sucking Lemons by SamanthaMolly September 16, 2014

Manny Lemons 

The best professional wrestler ever. If somebody calls you, "Manny Lemons" they are telling you that you are awesome and that you are a lemon god.
You are just like Manny Lemons, man.

sucking lemons 

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy
That pirate sure does like sucking lemons