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league of virgins

People who play the game League of Legends. These people have no lives and never leave mom's basement for anything. Therefore they will never have sex and create a huge league of virgins.
Taylor: Look at those kids I over there they must be virgins
Thomas: Yea I play League with them
Taylor: So you are part of the League of Virgins.
by yoloswagferda June 16, 2014
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legalese

A way of talking or writing used mostly by lawyers and corporations, as a way to explain and elaborate every square inch of the matter at hand - creating an airtight verbal bubble that leaves no room for ambiguity.

This is done by writing as little as possible with as many words as possible, in such a way that Average Joe won't have a single clue what is presented to him, yet agrees to it because he couldn't care less about reading page up and page down with all that legal nonsense before he gets to use his new computer program.
Average Joe: "Your program destroyed by PC! I'm suing!"
Big corporation: "You can't. You consented to waive all your customer-, civil- and moral rights upon agreeing to our Terms of Use license before using the product."
Average Joe: "How was I supposed to know that?! It was 72 pages written in legalese!"
by 71aces February 2, 2009
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Niko Defence League

The Niko Defense League (aka) NDL is a name made up by YouTuber Niko Omilana for his subscribers.
Hey are you in the Niko Defence League
by ImPartOfTheNDL March 26, 2021
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league theory

The theory that everyone is part of a league of individuals whoose dating is restricted to the league. Leagues can be determined based on a number of factors, including physical appearance, profession, income, style of dress, preferred music genre, knowledge of game, etc.

According to league theory you are sure to be rejected by someone above your league, and u would be a loser to date someone below your league.
League theory. Dat sum old bullshit fer real dawg. You can date and fuck anyone you want! This goes for everyone.
by ZenWolf187 February 8, 2009
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legless

Slang, means intoxicated, drunk. When people get drunk they loose their sense of balance, i.e. legless. Chiefly british.
Downed 8 pints last night I was totally legless.
by Joe February 1, 2005
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League Of The South

A group advocating Southern independence.

Mission Statement

We seek to advance the cultural, social, economic, and political well-being and independence of the Southern people by all honourable means.
Joe finally had enough of the corrupt federal government so he went to www.dixienet.org & joined the League of the South
by Caleb Whorton February 4, 2009
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big league chew pussy

big league chew pussy as in a girl has a big shredded pussy that looks like a bag big league chew. Has had sex with everyone in three surrounding counties. As in if you were going down on a woman it would be like chewing on an entire bag of big league chew.
Man last night I fucked this girl and her pussy looked like a big bag of big league chew pussy almost like chewing on a bag of gum.
by pantyteamaster April 13, 2009
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