Layin the pipe

Engaging in sexual inercouse. Having Rough sex

"Damn he must be a plummer! Look at the way hes layin the pipe!"

by Disco Thunder Dunk August 22, 2006

Laying In Bed

When a boy is flirting over text this usually means "I want puss pics," or "I'm about to send a d*k pic."

Mary: Wyd?
Josh: Laying in bed hbu? ;)
Mary: wat lmao
Josh: *sends very inappropriate picture*

by rawrsparkle January 31, 2021

laying cable

A really nice long thin shit... something that will reach around the s-bend - something to be proud of.

"The phone - for you..."
"Gimme a second - I'm laying cable!"

by Tim December 24, 2003

layin low

Chillin, relaxin

Whatchata doing, I'm at home layin low son

by Gr8888ful April 15, 2016

Layne Stein

The majestic Jewish soft-spoken tall Carrot Lord of beatboxing

“Who’s that a capella dude you like?”
“Oh, that’s Layne Stein.”

by HellaMcCartney November 22, 2021

laynnie

a dumb bitch with a forehead wider than a soccer pitch, anytime she speaks you want her to shut the fuck up

person 1: hey look its a laynnie
person 2: quick lets run before she starts talking

by thatoneizanafliesss June 25, 2023

Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010