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Layling

A girl with multiple personalities and many voices in her head, the girl who always dances with a smile on her face, can eat and eat and eat and always looks like a princess from a disney movie. Not to mention her feline features and the way she purrs when you rub her ears. The most girlie of girls but is so not. There is only one Layling, with many copies.
Who has eaten all the smoked salmon....Layling
She is not sleeping again....Layling
How much did Layling eat...
On time again Layling
by cbt42 July 22, 2011
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Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)
by ManfredManley October 3, 2013
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osama bin ladin

Saudi billionnaire living in Afghanistan (suspected of masterminding the terrorists bombings of two American embassies in Africa in 1998, and the crashing of hijacked planes into the Pentagon and the Twin Towers (WTC) in the USA in 2001, causing thousands of deaths, and the destruction of the famous skyscrapers). Hated most by Americans.

Note: "bin" in Arabic means "son of", so his name means "Osama the son of Laden".
America will kick Osama bin Laden's ass.
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
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Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.
If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.
by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005
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osama bin ladin

Dead!!!!!!
Guy:guess What osama bin ladin is??

Guy 2: What??

Guy: Dead!!!
by juanitada 2nd May 24, 2011
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landing strip

nicely trimmed pubic hair above the woman's pussy, that is just one strait line, nothing else.
he licked my tummy all the way down to my landing strip, and then ate my pussy all night long......
by maniak killette April 2, 2004
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laying low

just chilling, trying not to draw attention to yourself so you don't get noticed or so certain people can't find you.
i just got busted dealin laying low for a little while aite
by stashd July 7, 2008
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