laptop burn

when you have a laptop sitting on your leg for a long time and the heat from the laptop burns you. more common in old laptops

after chris had a harcore chat session with his friends on his laptop he had major laptop burn.

by Sir_Schmoopy June 8, 2007

Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.

Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"

by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011

Laptop Lancelot

A term used to describe anybody in an internet chatroom who wants to pick a fight.

"I was in Google chat last night & some fucking Laptop Lancelot kept trying to start something with me"

by The Barse October 3, 2007

Laptop Dildo

Also known as a usb stick, the Laptop Dildo can be used to store/transport items from computer to computer. The Laptop Dildo gets its name from being used in a similar way to a regular dildo, by being inserted and exserted from a hole.

Yo dude, check out my new Laptop Dildo, it has 16GB of storage on it!

by edgy6ellie November 7, 2019

shit on a laptop

Phrase meaning to become so rich that you’re able to quit your horribly micromanaged bullshit career in the most epic way possible.

He’s rich, like shit on a laptop rich.

After winning 500 million dollars from the lotto, he joined the team zoom call, turned on his camera and took a shit on the laptop.

by FatFSA April 13, 2021

Laptop Party

When you and all of your friends get together to chill, but everybody brings their laptops and spends the time on facebook.

Note: A laptop party is not a LAN party, a LAN party has some semblance of a social element, while a laptop party does not.

Georgie: Hey Billy, what're you doing tonight?

Billy: Oh just going to Bob's for a party.

Georgie: Oh sweet! Can I come?

Billy: If you want, it'll be a total Laptop Party though.

Georgie: Oh, I see. I'll just drink and smoke myself into a lonely stupor in my mom's basement.

Billy: Oh sweet! Can I come?

by Jim Khoury October 25, 2008

Laptop jock

A term originally coined by DJ Vinyl V, laptop jocks are modern DJs that incorporate a laptop into their musical performance, DJ set, or battle routine.

DJ A-track is a laptop jock,
DJ Diplo is a laptop jock,
Bassnector is a laptop jock,
Steve Aoki is a laptop jock,
DJ Jazzy Jeff is a laptop jock too.

by papa payola July 17, 2011