lampa

Testicles, balls, male gential (in Hokkien)

She kicked me in the lampa

by nkw0213 July 23, 2016

Lappy

Strong Bad's trusty computer.

"Scroll button and the lappy together at last, How you ever learn to skrippy-scroll so fast?"-Strong Bad

by Losti March 21, 2005

clam lapper

Your typical Lesbian.

You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

Lisa Lampanelli

The most funny female insult comic on the face of the Earth. Even though most of her jokes are about race, gender, or sexual orientation, she is very funny. She the female Counterpart of Carlos Mencia because she talks about Race A LOT!

But she really needs her own show on comedy central or somewhere. She is the future.

SHe also love black men.

"I blow more black guys than Hurricane Katrina"-Lisa Lampanelli

"I better watch out, she might throw her 13 babies at me (referring to a hispanic woman in the crowd)"-Lisa Lampanelli

by Gozzy August 10, 2008

Lappy

Short for laptop.
Usually used if the laptop is insanely cute and sexy.

I just love my new lappy.

by Camradal November 30, 2003

lappie

another term for laptop

what kind of lappie do you want to buy? apple? dell?

by myftsmls June 26, 2008

stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers

Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!

by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017