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Lance Armstrong

Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
I'm still hungry for nuts. This bag is full of Lance Armstrongs.
by thiisnotmyrealname January 29, 2015
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Lance Armstrong

When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:

1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"

2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."

Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:

1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."

2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
by fooloof August 31, 2013
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Lance King

v. to rape-dock another man

v. to forcefully pull the foreskin of your own penis onto and over the head of another man's penis
Terry, Pat, and I decided to hold him down, while George gave him a good Lance King.
by Sanias October 6, 2011
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i dont have time for this lance

A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)
Keith- i dont have time for this lance*wink*
lance- smiles
#klance-fandom-will-take-over-the-world
by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018
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Lanceling

To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.
Lanceling is the best contraceptive, dude.
by Onaan June 29, 2011
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Lance of Justice

When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"
Jesus, my ass really hurts from that lance of justice josh gave me last night.
by hkrazy October 17, 2009
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Laicee

A Sweet smart girl who everyone likes. Usually tall and athletic. Likes all the boys but is not a hoe or slut. She's Strong and is not afraid of a fight if she believes in a cause.
Boy 1: dam is that laicee?
Boy 2: ya, she's sexy as a fox!
Boy 1: she's rocking that crop top!

Girl 1: I wish I was her.
Girl 2:who laicee?
Girl 3: ya, she can get anyone!

Laicee: hey boys.
Boy 1: dam mommy!
Boy 2: you got it going on girl!
Boy 3: let me get with that body!
by Volleyball lover 4 January 21, 2017
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