lakons

A disease you get from eating too much bacon.

Francois: "do you want to come over?"
Connor: "nah man, I got lakons"
Francois: "I told you to stop eating so much bacon"

by Icecream_mint August 26, 2014

Warrior Cat Lemons

Fanfictions about cats from the book series Warrior Cats having sex

Me: John is such weirdo
Bob: No he is not!
Me: He reads warrior cat lemons...
Bob: I stand corrected. What the fuck john

by Thetntteam January 24, 2023

Lamont

A spelling mistake for the word lmao

Bob: “Yo that was a crazy class today.”
Jim: “Lamont I know I couldn’t stop laughing.”
Bob: “What.”

by LiquidyLemons March 12, 2021

Lamonte

Big dick.

He a Lamonte dick.

by THEWHORE August 2, 2011

Lamoni

Gorgeous, sexy, lean, classy, sweet, nice, caring, and smart. Her personality is adorable and cute, I could just hug her so tight then fuck her against the wall! She acts likes an angel but she has a freaky side. Damn, she's everything in one. Her lips make me wanna do all kinds of things!

Lamoni, I promise not to leave after we fuck. I'll make you my wife.

by Slyguyz August 16, 2011

Lamon Palmer

1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.

2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.

1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.

2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.

by King Donko of Punchstanium June 18, 2013

Lamonia

A make believe disease created by a lady on the Maury show. Various forms of this disease include Lamonia, as well as Walking Lamonia.

Maury let me tell you somethin', i was laid up in the hospital with walkin' Lamonia.

by M. Povich April 21, 2009