keenovay

sleep with you

"I been tryin' to see ya baby, I been dyin' to keenovay
I been tryin' to see ya baby, any way that I can
I been tryin' to see ya baby, I been dyin' to keenovay
I been tryin' to see ya baby and I wonder why"
- Rosie Vela, Magic Smile (lyrics) 1986

by neologista February 25, 2010

kleenex friendship

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.

A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.

by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015

Kneenis

Like the weenis of the elbow, a kneenis is the bit of skin covering your knee

My kneenis feels like a pig

by mynameisgary March 18, 2009

Keen-a-saurus Rex

An individual who has always been enthusiastic about any activity or opportunity that comes his or her way. These priceless individuals have been around since the Mesozoic era and are known to have a few descendants in South Auckland, NZ.

Sam - "Look at that guy ! He is not from around here is he?"
Bob - "Judging by his behavior, I reckon he is a keen-a-saurus rex"
Sam - "No Way ! You mean a rare descendant of keen?
Bob - "Yeah ! Let's go meet him."

by Dr. Keen October 24, 2011

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

Keenah

Keenah means to be awsome. There will never be another like Keenah. Keenah's are someone who loves to have a good time and loves to be loved. They will do anything for family and friends. Keenah's are loyal, a fighter, emotional, and full of love. Tends to value friendships more than others and fights for what's worth fighting for. Stronger than you think and weaker than you think. If you come accross a Keenah she is a person who will overcome most obstacles, but still may need help from time to time doing so. Humble people. A Genuine and sincere people. but overall, Keenah is awsome.

Adjective : Keenah is the most awsome chick i know! (AWSOME BEING THE ADJECTIVE)

by by AnAwsomeChick July 9, 2012

kleenex guy

A guy you use once and throw away - the perfect rebound

A hot lifegueard is the perfect rebound, use him once and throw him away- he's a Kleenex Guy

by NotAllHeroesWearCapes May 2, 2015