A combination of the words 'kryptonite' and 'testicle.' The one impenatrable force (most likely - but not exclusive to - a woman)that serves as the downfall of any man's well-being. Kryptonite : Superman :: Kryptesticle : Average man.
Meredith Grey is George's kryptesticle in Grey's Anatomy. Olive Oil is Popeye's kryptesticle. Heroin is a drug addict's kryptesticle. A nice pair of breasts can be considered a kryptesticle to a weak-willed man.
by Katie Bartels & Erin Dillon November 4, 2006
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Get the Kryptakronalite mug.A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.
I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.
When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.
Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!
When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.
Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!
by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011
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Person 2: Man I'm feeling weak.
person 1: What happened?
person 2: Dog, my girl hit me with that pink kryptonite last night and knocked my ass out.
Person 2: Man I'm feeling weak.
person 1: What happened?
person 2: Dog, my girl hit me with that pink kryptonite last night and knocked my ass out.
by john kuykendall February 29, 2008
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-Hey man, how did your workout go?
-Ahhh, I didn't get anything done...
-Why not? Too crowded?
-No...
-Gym Kryptonite?
-You know it... Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
-Ahhh, I didn't get anything done...
-Why not? Too crowded?
-No...
-Gym Kryptonite?
-You know it... Now if you'll excuse me I have to go to the bathroom.
by Kozar May 5, 2005
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by OutKasted November 11, 2005
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Relative to the term black man's kryptonite; made popular by the movie Undercover Brother.
Relative to the term black man's kryptonite; made popular by the movie Undercover Brother.
"I went to Las Vegas this week and there was so much White Man's Kryptonite there I nearly lost my sh*t!"
"Cute asian girls make me come undone, they're White Man's Kryptonite!"
"Cute asian girls make me come undone, they're White Man's Kryptonite!"
by Riko May 6, 2005
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