slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.

Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.

by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017

Krabby Patty

Krabby Patty is a term used to refer to the flipping of ones "Krabby Patty", which means sex with a man named after the Cartoon Character, Spongebob. Krabby Pattying is often a result of excessive binge drinking, blacking out as a result of binge drinking, and being incredibly horny, to the point where sex comes to the most desperate man in the room, who happens to be named Spongebob.

Please, be cautious when getting your krabby patty flipped, as it often results in heavier baggage weighed down with shame when one leaves West Philly.

*Often Perpetrated by Dirty Hippies who Don't Wear Shoes*

"Can I have A Krabby Patty, extra shame, hold the dignity?"

by DaMostSoberinPhilly September 28, 2009

krabby patty

Another Definition of Grumpy.

Jenn seems to be such a krabby Patty ever sence the mailmam broke her computer.

by Nadun January 19, 2005

krabby patty

A bitch with herpes and or crabs up in her vagina game.

I heard Floyd gave Jelly a krabby patty last night.

by Charles Caplan June 21, 2007

Krabby Patty

2k move cheesaholic made up when the defender is behind you and you shoot and green or white the shot

He’s behind be that’s a green krabby patty

by HeyA-aron August 7, 2020

the knobby

End slice in a loaf of bread

Like fuck am I eating the knobby!

by Little Macster July 31, 2016

Krabby Patty

Krabbing a girls patties is the equivalent of anal penetration.

Guy 1: Hey man Brittney gave me the keys to the krusty krab last night.
Guy 2: What do you mean
Guy 1: She totally let me Krabby her Patties
Guy 2: Niceeee, buttsex?
Krabby Patty- anal penetration

by Bugs Bunny’s Firetruck December 12, 2019