Kratos

A character from God of War that brain damaged 9 year olds think Fortnite created.

Son” Dad look it’s Kratos from Fortnite”.
Dad” Son I am really regretting not selling you on EBay

by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 18, 2022

Kratos Dad

Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.

PSA: is most likely inbred.

Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?

Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.

Hasseb: Yeah sure

Saturday

Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.

Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.

Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch

Hasseb: Fr

Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.

Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear

by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023

kratcy

haha best letter in the russian alphabet

knify: KRATCY IS NOT THE BEST LETTER IN THE RUSSIAN ALPHABET!!

yoshka: you shouldn't have said that..

by yourfournerfrombfb June 7, 2023

kratz

that girl you see in the hallway who makes you smile and makes you not know what to do with your hands and your cheeks get red and you can't say anything so you just laugh which makes her laugh and her laugh is the greatest thing you've ever heard and you just wanna hear it on repeat for hours

man... that kratz girl... she really IS amazing

by beets and tomatoes April 6, 2017

Ethan Kratt

The best guy in the whole world. Caring, strong, and HILARIOUS. One of the funniest people to be around. No matter what mood your in, this person is sure to cheer you up! Oh yeah! Did I mention sexy?

Ethan Kratt is the new gorgeous. Oh yeah, he's been gorgeous!

by iloveyouerk. May 5, 2009

Kratom

this plant have become the salvation for vicodin junkies everywhere! the use of this miracle plant grows everyday and is mainly used by people who are addicted to some type of opiate, mainly hydrocodone and use it to avoid withdrawls or as a replacement for their opiate of choice

"I used to have a serious problem with hyrdocodone but I quit and now I take Kratom everyday instead."

"Kratom totally saved me from having some serious withdrawl syptoms!"

by secret kratom user October 15, 2006

Kratzer

Basically anything God-Like or just straight up amazing.

Person 1: So what did you think of Call of Duty: World at War?
Person 2: It was good, but not as good as CoD4. That game was Kratzer!

by A Large Panda May 2, 2010