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even more kringle then cringle.Like a cripple cringle.Like a hobo with no legs who trys to run from the cops.The only thing more cringle then kringle is Kapt. K. Kringle.Who is a retarded redneck with one eye and no arms who smokes crack with his stubs in a tent pitched on someone else's property.Also,kringle can be used to describe a neighborhood as extremely ghetto.
Bo,the junkie,bought some crack from a one-legged,mud-covered,kringle.
by Zac January 17, 2004
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A kringle is when feces gets attached to ones butt hair and dries there.
After mooning the principal, we noticed Alex had kringles on his butt, apparently from being too hairy and not correctly wiping his butt.
by George HK August 1, 2008
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kringle

1. One's certain movements, mannerisms and/or habits. Usually it is unique to them.

2. When one makes certain movements or acts in a certain manner.

2. When you pinch all of your fingers towards the inside of your palm, and raise it above your head, that would be kringle.
You can give kringle to somebody when you do something strange.

I've gotten kringle by looking at someone saying something weird to me, or acting in a certain manner. I inherit kringle from them.

The sister in Pet Semetery has kringle.

Certain moves that a certain star makes on stage is kringle.

When skateboarders are doing jumps, they'll commit kringle.

Jim Carey has full kringle.

Dennis Rodman has basketball kringle.
by trend July 16, 2004
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Krankle

A follower of the British Comedy act of the 70's and 80's called the Krankies. Husband and wife, Ian and Janette, played a father and son act (Janette played the small boy)
Thier cabaret work was a lot more risque than the later tv work typified by thier appearances on Krackerjack.

Krankles typically were children at the time and missed the adult humour which they later picked up when watching reruns.

More info on the Krankies can be found at the Wiki of the same name
You are not just a fan of the Krankies you are a "Krankle"
by VikSiJan October 29, 2011
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A verb; to make something Christmassy.
Derived from Chris Kringle, an alternate name for Santa Claus.
Found in the PVP strip for November 17, 2004.
I hate when people start kringling their houses before Thanksgiving.

"You kringled my iPod."
by l33tm0nk3y October 11, 2008
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krankle

lie bullshit concoct fabricate contrive hatch fake fib trick falsehood deceive fool invent

to make-up, or crank out something from your imagination that previously didn't exist.
Bish, you lie! Thas nuttin but a bunch o krankle.
by ix09 May 14, 2008
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A disease that prevents babies from looking sexy. Very contagious and causes the urge to have an affair.
My wife has a bad case of the Kringles
by Pointy Kringle June 12, 2021
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