I Don't Know, Can You

A simple phrase, but usually uttered by trash human beings. Usually it is a sarcastic response after someone says "Can I ....... (Enter More Sentence Here)?" If someone says this near you, you may want to exclude them from your friend list.

Person 1: "Can I get a drink of water?"
Person 2: "I don't know, CAN YOU?"

by Mr. EEEEEEE October 28, 2019

knowbody

A type of being who goes through life seeking and obtaining knowledge; A body that contains knowledge. Someone who knows alot of things, but doesn't come off as a "know it all". A knowbody is a supreme type of being. Commonly used phrases like "Nobody cares, nobody loves you, nobody's perfect and nobody did it", can all be viewed quite differently if nobody, is turned into a specific person, a Knowbody. A knowbody cares too much, a knowbody loves you, a knowbody IS in fact perfect-- perfectly imperfect, and knowbody probably DID do it. Brings a whole new positive outlook to the word.

"A knowbody, knows."

"Knowbody cares."

"Knowbody loves you."

"Knowbody is perfect."

"Who are you? "

"I'm just a knowbody, trying to survive in this stereotypical world "

"Knowbody's home."

by ChelseaLayne333 December 11, 2016

Even I don’t know who to root for

What you say when caught in the middle between 2 of your enemies/unpleasant problems personified as people

When you don’t know what’s worse or better in a situation determinate of 2 or more parties

*uncle and stepdad fighting over who’s going to Molest the 14 yr old daughter

Daughter: tf ?

God: even i don’t know who to root for

by ben&scarys October 6, 2022

ya done know

Of Jamaican origin. The literal translation to the standard North American English dialect would be "you already know" or, "you know it!". Used (to the writers knowledge) mainly in Toronto, Canada (in its North American variation) where it has found use among the wider (mostly younger) population and, of course, in its original Jamaican patois dialect everywhere Jamaicans are found (that's globally!).

Used to:

a) Emphasize the validity of a fact (usually stated immediately after the phrase) - e.g. "You done know they're running a scam."

b) Respond affirmatively to a query - e.g. Q: "Are you good for this money I'm lending you?" A: "You done know"

c) Express one's assent or agreement - e.g. A: "Boy, it's hot out today!", B: "You done know"


The phrase is also varied to fit the context of the conversation by changing the pronoun used (i.e. "She done know", "They done know", "I done know", etc.)

Jamaican dialect example:
"Yuh done know di gyal a lie 'bout 'ar panty size. Everybody know seh 'ar batty bigga dan dat!" (insert laugh here)

BM

by Black Malik April 29, 2005

know the score

The ability to clearly understand a situation, usually due to wisdom gained from personal experience.

The contractor estimated it will take two days to finish the job. But I know the score. It will actually take two weeks.

by Wizard Glick November 18, 2015

I know what you are

Knowing or presuming someone as a member of the lgbtq+ community. Commonly used when commenting on a character of whom many head cannon as queer. Also present in the “homophobic dog” meme lore.

“i know what you are Michael” (mike wheeler stranger things)

by ivyisliving August 5, 2022

How would I know

Usually said when someone asks you a question that you really don't want to answer, but they won't leave you alone until you answer it. Usually you should say this when your little brother asks you a stupid question and it will cause him to leave you alone and ask your parents.

Little Bro- " Why do girls have cooties???
Me * precedes to browse twitter and facebook*
Little Bro- " I said, Why do girls have cooties!!!!"
Me " How would I know you spoiled piece of shit!!! Get the fuck outta here before I back hand your remedial ass!!"

by All State 1B June 23, 2013